Optical Delusion

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How Tough is Chuck Norris: Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Yoga Champion: MONK GLOATS OVER YOGA CHAMPIONSHIP "I am the serenest!" he says
Who's On First?: The classic, classic burlesque sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello.
The Exam: ... EXTRA CREDIT: Define the universe; give three examples.
Bunny Burgers: A SPECIAL, INANELY ELABORATE SPY (defunct satire magazine) EASTER PRANK
Awful Similies: "The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."
Deepish Thoughts: From an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
JP Sartre Cookbook: We have been lucky to discover several previously lost diaries of French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre stuck in between the cushions of our office sofa. These diaries reveal a young Sartre obsessed not with the void, but with food...
Tables Turned: This just in from Mars: "The openly heterosexual former football player, O.J. Simpson, was arrested today and charged with the murder of his former wife and her companion. The arrest sent shock waves throughout the heterosexual community, as one of its most popular icons revived old stereotypes that surround the heterosexual lifestyle. 'Wife-beating is not equivalent to being heterosexual,' said Joe Eightpack, a spokesman for the Straight Alliance Against Defamation." ...
Poor Wording: Advertisements and other official copy gone awry
Accident Reports: Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
Men and Women: A little story about men and women
Cross Examination: Practicing law.
Cartoon Character Tag Lines: Branded whimsy, with a strong dose of nostalgia
A small selection of Steven Wright jokes: I am in awe of Steven Wright's ability to craft pithy jokes. They walk the line between sense an nonsense so adroitly that I often have time to notice that complex moment after the joke has been delivered but I haven't yet gotten it.

If you maintain a steady gaze on this image for more than half a minute you will be able to clearly see a giraffe. Anyone can do it. Concentrate!

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